The Book of Fail and Win

Subject: The Book of Fail and Win 4/14/2010, 1:23 am

First fail I'd like to show:

23:16:13] @ Erebus : a ghirl tried to stop my demeter kid from making out with his girlfriend, so he made a rose bush vine wrap around her ankle

[23:16:38] @ Erebus : girl*

[23:16:48] @ Rachel : lol

[23:16:54] @ Rachel : that would hurt...

[23:17:11] @ Rachel : and why do i suspect that this is YOUR demeter kid?

[23:17:40] @ Erebus : because i said "my demeter kid"

[23:17:44] @ Erebus : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

[23:17:47] @ Rachel : oh XD

[23:17:50] @ Rachel : FAIL

[23:17:57] @ Rachel : I DIDNT SEE THE 'MY" PART

[23:18:04] @ Rachel : MY BRAIN SAW IT AS "A"

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Caspar,Zeus
Caspian,Aphrodite
Daz,Artemis
Evimero,Nike
Ezrah,Erebus
Kelsier,Oceanus
Keri,Hestia
Krasi,Mr.D
Lee,Odyne
Malechai,Hephaestus
Malev,Hekate
Malum,Viduus
Raf,Hades
Suephrom,Morpheus
Wesley,Carpo

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/14/2010, 2:48 pm

Mhm.

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Kendall, Daughter of Ares
Aidan, Daughter of Pyriphlegehton
Stella, Daughter of Ouranos
Jennifer, Daughter of Chaos
Deja, Daughter of Odyne
Benji, Daughter of Kuk
Sarah, Daughter of Loki
Cody, Daughter of Asteria
Rosalie, Daughter of Aphrodite
Nelly, Daughter of Apollo
Georgia Van Helsing, Daughter of Mithras
Diana, Daughter of Hades
Kelly, Daughter of Zeus

MIA characters: Waldo

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/14/2010, 6:00 pm

HEY, I COPYRIGHTED THE BOOK OF FAIL.... AND THE BOOK OF WIN.... x_x

Anyway: AHAHAHHA EPIC WIN

[03:56:53] Dorkette : go to la la land
[03:56:53] @ Rachel : lalalalalalala

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C^ynder K^elly, T^hanatos _‡ K^ako B^lah, V^iduus _‡ J^ane K^essler, H^ymenios _‡ C^atherine Nⁱⁿ F^isher, H^ermes
R^hiannon-A^ithne L^ynch, F^ortuna _‡ E^vangeline M^arionette S^teele, A^idos _‡ Z^ero, N^emesis _‡ N^ova T^allulah, K^ratos _‡ K^rystine A^nders, S^et

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/18/2010, 5:59 pm

Epic win or "old joke."
April 18, field trip to Albertson's
Butcher: "What's up?"
Snowman: "The ceiling."
Butcher: *LOL*

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/19/2010, 7:30 pm

The Epic Story of Word Search Fail/Win

Today in English we did a word search thing. I found the A word in it twice... and the B word... and the F word...

BUT THEN... I found "Gary Stu" and SCREAMED, threw it in the recycle bin, and yelled "WHAT THE HECK, IT'S RATED R!!!"

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C^ynder K^elly, T^hanatos _‡ K^ako B^lah, V^iduus _‡ J^ane K^essler, H^ymenios _‡ C^atherine Nⁱⁿ F^isher, H^ermes
R^hiannon-A^ithne L^ynch, F^ortuna _‡ E^vangeline M^arionette S^teele, A^idos _‡ Z^ero, N^emesis _‡ N^ova T^allulah, K^ratos _‡ K^rystine A^nders, S^et

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/21/2010, 3:53 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/22/2010, 11:18 pm

[21:16:17] @ Rachel : THERES A SOCK ON MY CEILING

[21:16:21] @ Rachel : AND ITS SCARY

[21:16:36] @ Rachel : *spider

[21:16:42] @ Rachel : WTF HOW DOES SOCK=SPIDER

[21:16:48] @ Rachel : *headdesk*

[21:16:52] @ Amy : lol

[21:17:12] @ Amy : wow...

[21:17:14] @ Rachel : that is called a FAIL

[21:17:20] @ Red Lightsaber : HAHAHAHHA

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Caspar,Zeus
Caspian,Aphrodite
Daz,Artemis
Evimero,Nike
Ezrah,Erebus
Kelsier,Oceanus
Keri,Hestia
Krasi,Mr.D
Lee,Odyne
Malechai,Hephaestus
Malev,Hekate
Malum,Viduus
Raf,Hades
Suephrom,Morpheus
Wesley,Carpo

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/22/2010, 11:19 pm

WIN! No... it's a fail....

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C^ynder K^elly, T^hanatos _‡ K^ako B^lah, V^iduus _‡ J^ane K^essler, H^ymenios _‡ C^atherine Nⁱⁿ F^isher, H^ermes
R^hiannon-A^ithne L^ynch, F^ortuna _‡ E^vangeline M^arionette S^teele, A^idos _‡ Z^ero, N^emesis _‡ N^ova T^allulah, K^ratos _‡ K^rystine A^nders, S^et

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/22/2010, 11:19 pm

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/23/2010, 4:39 pm

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/23/2010, 4:57 pm

In science class, we were going over the instructions to our homework, when one girl asked, "So we do this on notebook paper?" And the teacher said, "No, you use lined paper. Why did you ask that?" And then the girl said, "Because notebook paper is lined paper."

Also, I was having a sleep over, and my friend and I were listening to music on youtube, and I clicked on a song by Paramore. Then, when we were a few seconds in, I said, "Oh, wait. I forgot I don't like this song." Then my friend told me that she said that when she was listening to music at her house.

FAIL.

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/23/2010, 7:22 pm

during kickball i was standing in the field behind my friend who was pitching and the ball comes towords me and i try to cachet it and this kid bumps into me and it drops and tehn a ball comes towords him and he chatches it and then this kid whos so funny ill call him his nickname dr.burke says epic faliure that was nit a epic failure and im like dr.burke whats that for

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Introducing ML's cast of characters.

Bailey Parker, the unclaimed Roman demigod.
Callisto Baker, the blind daughter of Gaea.
Cameron(Cam) Archer, the son of Artemis.
Charlotte(Char)Whalen,the daughter of Persphone.
Kelani Kealoha, the daughter of Kanaloa.
Liam Clarke, the son of Aelous.
Maeve Henderson, the daughter of Apollo.
Raelyn Tate, the daughter of Poseidon.
Thalia Grace, the daughter of Zeus, and Lieutenant of the Hunters of Artemis.
Travis Stoll, son of Hermes.

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/23/2010, 8:12 pm

Once, my brother's friend was over, and he said, "I want a bagel." Then my dad said, "WHAT? BEAGLES ARE DOGS? WHY DO YOU EAT BEAGLES!?" And my my brother's friend said, "No! Bagel! They're round with a hole in the middle!" And my dad said, "ONLY WHEN THEY CHASE THEIR TAILS!!!!"

I here by declare this as a FAIL! (on my dad's part)

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Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/23/2010, 8:28 pm

My dad called a Pomeranian a 'pepperoni'.

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Kendall, Daughter of Ares
Aidan, Daughter of Pyriphlegehton
Stella, Daughter of Ouranos
Jennifer, Daughter of Chaos
Deja, Daughter of Odyne
Benji, Daughter of Kuk
Sarah, Daughter of Loki
Cody, Daughter of Asteria
Rosalie, Daughter of Aphrodite
Nelly, Daughter of Apollo
Georgia Van Helsing, Daughter of Mithras
Diana, Daughter of Hades
Kelly, Daughter of Zeus

MIA characters: Waldo

Subject: Re: The Book of Fail and Win 4/23/2010, 9:58 pm

NICE! XDDDD

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C^ynder K^elly, T^hanatos _‡ K^ako B^lah, V^iduus _‡ J^ane K^essler, H^ymenios _‡ C^atherine Nⁱⁿ F^isher, H^ermes
R^hiannon-A^ithne L^ynch, F^ortuna _‡ E^vangeline M^arionette S^teele, A^idos _‡ Z^ero, N^emesis _‡ N^ova T^allulah, K^ratos _‡ K^rystine A^nders, S^et

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